Carolee Carmello is not human

Carolee Carmello literally has the most diverse career I have ever seen with any performer. She is amazeballs. There are just no words. For those of you who don’t know she has done...

Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors
Anna Leonowens in The King and I
Abigail Adams in 1776
Cordelia in Falsettos
Donna Sheridan in Mamma Mia
Lilli Vanessi/Katharine in Kiss Me, Kate
Lily Garland in On The Twentieth Century
Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd
Lucille Frank in Parade

That's barely touching the surface. I mean what the hell is this woman? She isn't human! There is no way she's human. I refuse to believe she's human.